June 2012
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oh my fucking god all i want is a beard
just one
beard
May 2012
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i’m really really proud of halie for graduating and stuff because she didn’t think she could do it so i got this bird that my dad gave me
a really sweet cockatiel named anousch
and i surprised her with it and they are pretty adorable and it makes me hurt
and her parents are super annoyed with me but whatever whatever
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Watchkristenwiiggle:
fucking everytime
tears everywhere
brocreate:
i’m worried that hell is just a room filled with every person you’ve ever gotten in a fight with on the internet and beyonce sitting on a throne reading your arguments out loud and laughing as she throws her grammys at you
smut-mutt:
Now that we all know about Laura we can stop referring to her as ‘Tom’ or ‘Tom/Laura’ or anything like that and maybe if you’re going to write a post about how you’re ‘so happy and supportive’ then maybe use the correct pronouns, and lastly if I see any of you making any more stupid comments about how this has ruined AM! for you then I’m going to come and punch you in your fucking...
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i listened to the murmur of your heart
all night with bundled nerves
it spoke in telegraphic pulses against my ear
as my head rested on the steady
rhythm of your chest and i,
i constantly feared those murmurs
those predictable little breaks
like the cracks of my own heart
when i imagined a life in which you did not
exist.
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blue ridge mountains - fleet foxes.
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April 2012
An ode to butt.
butts4ever:
Roses are butt.
Violets are butt.
Everything is butt,
Because I love butt.
skyrim is cool okay
me: you should play
but not be a nord
halie: why not?
me: because nords suck booty
stormcloak is hella racist
anyway
elves are cooler
or khajiit
they're cats, halie
cats
and they have awesome accents
you have choices
halie: ...katz
likeawraith asked: riese i just realized our usernames are no longer opposites
brocreate:
this just in: infamous ‘friendzone’ has been purchased by satan, to be added as the 10th circle of hell. when asked what sort of souls would be occupying this circle, the devil replied, “men’s rights activists.”
