January 2012
comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one:
I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
December 2011
Ellen: can you call me and play me a song on your iphone like last year
Ellen: do you remember that
Riese: hahah i do not
Ellen: i think you were stoned but you said you weren't like five times
Riese: oh
Riese: then i probably was
We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and - in spite of True Romance...
– Hunter S. Thompson
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youngloudandscotty:
Loneliest and drunkest Christmas to date. Cheers.
no-one-important:
for the crime of being a misogynistic douchebag with an entitlement complex
I hereby sentence you to life in the Friend Zone
may God have mercy on your soul
I’m tired of facts, I’m tired of speculations, I want to be consumed by...
– Leonard Cohen, Beautiful Losers
santaclauslives:
I’ve had a crush on every single person I’ve ever interacted with it’s just a matter of severity
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